My dad’s an accountant. About 20 years ago he was doing my taxes and emailed me to confirm my occupation. Figuring he’d roll his eyes and just call me for the actual answer, I replied: “Lavatory Aviator.”
 
A week later he mailed me my return to sign and, wanting my refund, I embarked upon my exciting new career and never looked back.

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